Sepps-adventures: Dave Allen

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The most common element in the Universe is not Hydrogen.

it's Bulldust.

Dogs are Gods way of saying sorry to mankind for creating womankind.

Politics and Religion are the only two professions were dishonest people can make a 'honest' living.

The most expensive wash is the brainwash.

The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius has its LIMITS.

You can not lead by example if everbody else is too stupid to follow.

When one person suffers from Delusions it's called insanity.When millions do it's called Religion.

You can run a Goverment with Fools, but not a successful Economy.

Definition of a Communist. A Communist hates the rich but insist on living like them.

Description of South African Roads. A vast collection of potholes held together by a patchwork of tar.

Africa's biggest achievement it it's total lack of any achievment.

The existence of organised Religion is the final proof

of the nonexistence of God.

God in his Wisdom created Marriage.

Man, in in desparation invented Divorce.

A successful person builds an empire with the

stones thrown at him

Observation:

It seems that when an organism aquires intelligence

it is the beginning of it's demise.

Definition of Reality:

That is the place the Pizza delivery Guy comes from.

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